It’s both a brief word and applicable to this situation. I know I said I was going to come back after November was over. But I’m going to take an extra two weeks.

I hate to be a lying liar whose pants may or may not combust spontaneously, but I have finals next week and a lot of homework due this week.

I don’t think my pants will catch on fire, but just in case, keep your distance.

I promise to give you all a nice long update on my life and a few installments of my short story as soon as I have free time again. Pinky swear.

Until next time, word nerds, thank you for your patience with me.