Dear Fairy Godmother,

I am looking for the perfect girl, but it’s kinda hard. I have a checklist of qualities a girl has to meet before I’ll consider her romantically. My friends are constantly telling me that I need to settle for one of the girls I’ve already met, that my standards are impossibly high. Is that possible? Is it wrong of me to want the best? Or should I hold out for that perfect girl?

Please help!

Loveless List-maker

Dear List-maker,

This can be a difficult issue. Obviously you don’t want to settle for just any girl. But it’s important to remember that no one is perfect. I’d recommend you pick five non-negotiable¬†items for your list. Make the rest bonus points. If you really can’t do that, send away for the Fairy Godmother’s Princess Pea. You can use it to find a girl you fits your standards.

Never stop dreaming!

Your Fairy Godmother

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